Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Confess Your Ish

I confess...

... chivalry annoys the shit out of me. Poor Jay. The amount of times I've snapped on him for trying to help me walk on ice in heels is unbelievable. "I can do it myself!". God I can be such a brat. #independentwoman

... my knowledge of pop culture is borderline ridiculous. Sunday night I went to my parents for dinner and stayed to watch the Grammy's. Jay sat there jaw agape at the sheer amount of useless facts I knew about celebrities. "How do you even know who married who, and who had a baby, and who is feuding? It's... insane." It's called The Internet and I spend far too much time on it.

... I am anti 50 Shades. I think the writing is garbage and the only decent thing about the fact they turned it into a movie is the soundtrack. Don't get me started. I swear, if I knew that's what would sell, I could have written something better in two days. Is this a new trend? Turning fan fic into novels? Sign me up ffs.

... I eat Subway approximately 4 times a week. Can I afford it? No. Does that matter? Apparently not. 

... every time Anna makes me read a Jodi Picoult book I swear I will never do so again. And yet here we are, reading Perfect Match, and screaming internally (and sometimes externally) throughout the entire thing.

... I am glad Beck won that Grammy. That man oozes talent and deserves the recognition. 

... I get a little bit.. ahem.. riled up listening to this song. And this man is coming in June. And I will seduce him. He will be mine. I love this ginger more than I ever thought I would ever love a ginger. 


 That is all. I need to go take a minute after this song.


 Making Melissa 


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20 comments

  1. I'm not anti 50 only because I kind of want to see how bad the movie will be. I didn't hate the books because I took them for what they were. The subway comment made me laugh.... that's me. Just at whole foods.

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  2. I don't like 50 shades either; it is poorly written and I don't like the controlling/abusive relationship they have going on. Some say it is for entertainment and to take it at face or whatever. I also know way too much about celebrities, thank you internet.

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  3. I know too much useless info about celebs as well. Its a little disturbing how much I know haha. And eh Im not really into 50 shades either!

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  4. reading 50 made me mad because i can't get back the time i wasted. i couldn't' even finish the book; thank god i didn't buy it or that would have made me even angrier!!

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  5. Hahah Joke's on you - I'm home and listening to that song..... boom, just told you too much already!

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  6. I haven't read 50 Shades of Gray but I would totally see the movie. haha. I like Jamie Dornan though, he was so good in Once Upon a Time.

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  7. I dont get the fuss over that movie/book...just not for me!

    I LOVE subway, I could eat it every day.....so many options!

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  8. Oh yum I want Subway now! 50 Shades- Nope, nope, nope. Didn't read it, not seeing the movie!

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  9. Beck TOTALLY deserved that Grammy! I love that album and Kanye should never be invited to any awards show ever again. Boom.

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  10. 50 Shades of Gray was so poorly written -- everything about it drove me up the wall. I read all three books anyway, and the third was by far the worst. Subway sounds so good right now!

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  11. I can't afford Starbucks, but I just so happen to buy it about four times a week. Whoops! And yes, Beck totally deserved that Grammy. Kanye just needs to go away.

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  12. Aww, haha you're brave for walking on ice in heels without help ;) I've fallen too many times that I force my boyfriend to hang on to me and walk super slow. But I really never wear heels in the winter anymore except for the Christmas party so that pretty much solves that. ;) hehe mmm I used to eat Subway all the time too! So good.

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  13. just going to start calling you Jared #eatfresh

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  14. Okay no but I'm actually with you on pretty much all — ALL — of those. Except I don't eat Subway four times a week; but I do get sammies from the deli around the corner way more than I should. ALSO. Jodi Picoult is my woman. I've read all of her books and they all rip me apart but I DON'T CARE I WANT MORE

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  15. I give zero fucks about 50 Shades. When someone told me the writing was awful I was like...why are so many people reading that junk then? Give me Magic Mike instead ;) ;)

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  16. Ok so I confess, I DID read 50 Shades and yes it was a giant waste of time....but the only reason I'm not against the movie is because I have a huge crush on the guy who plays the main character. But only because I watched The Fall on Netflix which he is also in, so I should probably just re-watch that instead of spending any more time on 50 Shades (which will surely be awful) :/

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  17. NO 50 shades for me either! Jodi Picoult is my FAVORITE author of all time- her books never end how I think they will and I love the craziness every single time. I'm pretty sure I own all of them- lol! Btw, I tried to link up today but its says registration is closed and no links can be added? =\

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