Friday, June 6, 2014

Cranky Pants

I'm one cranky bitch this morning. The red mist surprised me this morning and to say I'm pissed is an understatement. It's more than a week early and I had a waxing appointment on Monday that I was suffering to make it to. Like, almost every day for the last week I almost gave in to the itching but I was like "nope you get that shit waxed". So I finally made it to the point where I had accepted the hair and was just waiting for Monday. And then KABLAM. Mother nature was like nah bitch, nah. 

At least this makes sense as to why I was so fricken emotional all week. Andrea graduated University and I was live-streaming her convocation from my desk and CRYING when she accepted her degree. WHAT IS MY LIFE!?

It also explains why I've been dying for ice-cream all week and sleeping more than usual. 

Lastly, I feel like a bad blogger. Not because I didn't post, but because I didn't really read anyone else's. And the ones that I did read this week, I didn't comment on. The sense of guilt almost overwhelmed me this morning when I realized it was Friday and I hadn't done my regular blog creep all week. 

One more announcement. I will be setting my blog to private for the next few weeks. I think you all know what that means so please keep your fingers cross, cause this could be a big move!

Happy Friday my loves and enjoy your weekend :)


  1. goddamn fucking uterus. i'm the same; the other month it surprised me by coming in early and ruining yet another underwear.

    Vodka and Soda

  2. Hey Melissa! Yikes that sucks! Happened to me too just the other day, I hating getting my panties ruined.. uughh!! Anywho, have a great weekend girl and talk soon! XO


  3. bahahah get your shit together, chewy

  4. red mist...BAHAAHAHAHA
    hate that hoe.

    why are you making it private?

  5. What does private mean? For a boy?? :)

  6. HAHA that hoe (red mist) came to visit me this week and my boyfriend said I knew it youre never a raging bitch until your period comes and then I cried and screamed at him because HORMONES!

  7. Is this waxing business really worth it? #brazilianvirgin

  8. Bitch you can't set your blog to private! You better put me on the approved list or I will hunt you down like a shark (y'know... 'cause of YOUR BLOODY VAGINA!).