...Is it just me or is making friends as an adult really hard? I can't make friends. It's really hard for me and I don't know how to do it and I think I just scare people off or they think I'm fucking weird or something.
...I believe that texting kills relationships but I also am too lazy to talk on the phone most days. But seriously, if a boy were to call me to make plans instead of texting he'd totally get some. Just sayin'.
... I have that crush on that teammate of mine and it is getting so absurdly out of control. Reel in your uterus Melissa. REEL IT IN.
... I really love being single and it's something I never thought I would say. It's really hard for me to imagine giving up my lifestyle right now and that scares me a little bit because I have a feeling if I keep going on like this I'm going to end up with 5 dogs. I can't afford 5 dogs. And my allergy to pants is getting worse.
... My sense of self is super inflated. I need to tone it down. But every time something with a male doesn't work out, or someone doesn't want to be my friend because I suck at making friends, I'm just like WHATEVA I'M FUCKING GREAT YOUR LOSS.